Feeling sentimental on this humdrum day? Consider this a dedication. Using the names of mushy makeup shades, poignant perfumes, and expressive accessories, we’re narrating every stage of a whirlwind romance, all the way down to the bitter end. These product names are 100% legit—and all we have to say about that is, well, #hugot.

THE MEET CUTE

Your first impression: Eye Candy
His first impression: You So Fine
When he asks for your number: OMG
When he texts after a week: Such A Tease
When you try to delay your reply: I Can Bare It
Why you give in: Make Me Blush
Left to right: Pink Sugar Eye Candy Eyeshadow Palette, P699; Rad Nails You So Fine Nail Decals, P600; Pink Sugar HD Lipstick in OMG and Such a Tease, P299 each; Wet n’ Wild Mega Last Liquid Lip Color in I Can Bare It, P299; 3CE Duo Color Face Blush in Make Me Blush, P1,320

THE COURTSHIP

When he tells you all his secrets: Feel So Close
Why you tell him all of yours: In the Moment
The day he confesses he likes you: Smitten
When he picks you up for your first date: Knight in Shining Armour
What he says on every date after that: Stay Beside Me
What happens on your best date: First Kiss
Left to right: Missha L’Eau de Missha in Stay Beside Me and Feel So Close, P1,440 each; L.A. Colors 30 Color Eyeshadow Palette in In The Moment , P499; Ciaté Knight in Shining Armour, P750; Revlon ColorBurst Balm Stain in Smitten, P575; Pink Sugar Creamy Matte Lipstick in First Kiss, P349

THE HONEYMOON STAGE

Couple trip: Paris By Night
Couple song: “I Adore You-u-u-u-u…”
Couple hobbies: Totally Beachin’
Couple challenge: Shape Up
Couple goals: True Love #LikeBrangelina
Couple life: Just Like Heaven
Left to right: City Color City Chic Lipstick in Paris By Night, P225; Revlon ColorBurst Balm Stain in Adore, P575; Rad Nails Totally Beachin’ and Shape Up Nail Decals, P600 each; Tarte Natural Cheek Stain in True Love, P1,650; Tory Burch Lip Colour in Just Like Heaven, P1,700

THE ROCKY PART

When he picks a huge fight: Walking on Eggshells
When you want to make up: Call Me
When he doesn’t call: Panic
When he Facebooks his ex: Green Envy (Gasp, a Dirty Secret!?)
How you find out: Gossip
What you worry about: Before He CheatsKnock on Wood
Left to right: Wet n’ Wild Color Icon Eyeshadow Trio in Walking on Eggshells, P319; Tory Burch Lip Colour in Knock on Wood and Call Me, P1,700; Deborah Lippmann Crème Nail Lacquer in Before He Cheats, P875; Michael Kors Nail Lacquer in Gossip, P1,045; NARS Dual-Intensity Blush in Panic, P2,450; Manic Panic Amplified Semi-Permanent Hair Color in Green Envy, P1,000; Bedhead/TIGI Dirty Secret Dry Shampoo, P975

THE BREAKUP

OMG, he did cheat: Epic Meltdown
When you confront him: Scoundrel! Son of a Gun! Bad Boy Blue!
When he tries to defend himself: I Don’t Give A Puck
What you tell him: Mauve Outta Here
What you really feel: Not Over You
Why he can’t quit you: Always Be Mine
Left to right: Rad Nails Epic Meltdown Nail Decals, P600; Tory Burch Lip Colour in Son of a Gun and Scoundrel, P1,700 each; Manic Panic Classic Semi-Permanent Hair Color in Bad Boy Blue, P800; City Color City Chic Lipstick in I Don’t Give A Puck, P225; Wet n’ Wild Mega Last Lip Color in Mauve Outta Here, P299; Missha L’Eau de Missha in Not Over You and Always Be Mine, P1,440 each

THE AFTERMATH

What you think of him today: Heartbreaker
What he thinks of you: My Old Flame
When friends ask if you’re getting back together: Mission Impossible To all the bad boys out there: Keep Distance
You on this day: Miss Independent
On falling in love again: Never Say Never
Left to right: Deborah Lippmann Crème Nail Lacquer in My Old Flame, P875; City Color City Chic Lipstick in Heartbreaker, P225; Y.E.T. Mission Impossible Lip Marker, P950; Halo+Halo Keep Distance Pouch, P200; Pink Sugar Sweet Cheeks HD Cheek Color in Miss Independent, P499; NARS Velvet Matte Lip Pencil in Never Say Never, P1,450

GIFs from giphy.com. Top photo: Halo + Halo Feelings Pouch, P200.